shslfeminist:

my writing style could best be described as “probably more commas than is entirely necessary”

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

fappuclno:

when you and ya bestfriend say something at the exact same time
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orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

  1. me at age 12: ew older men
  2. now: wow he's only 30?

faineemae:

"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."

"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."

fuck the education system

hemmogod:

"self respect" isn’t wearing clothes that cover you up, it’s wearing whatever the fuck you feel good and comfortable in